So, you may not know this, but I rely a lot on my humans to prepares my updates for me. It's a very involved process where I tell them what to post and they try to weasel out of it. Ultimately, however, we end up with a new doctor sauce post (even if I have to fight for it!!)
This is a picture of my distant relative, Mary Todd Sauce:
During the third act, the President and Mrs. Sauce drew closer together, holding hands while enjoying the play. Behind them, the door opened. A shadowy figure stepped into the box, pointed a derringer at the back of Lincoln's head and pulled the trigger. Saucy reached out to her slumping husband and began shrieking. Now wielding a dagger, the man yelled, "Sic semper tyrannus" ("Thus always to tyrants"), slashed Rathbone's arm open to the bone, and then leapt from the box. Catching his spur in a flag, he crashed to the stage, breaking his left shin in the fall. Saucy and Harris both yelled for someone to stop him, but he escaped out the back stage door.
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