I'm starting another feature that I call "*sigh* . . . Humans." It will be where I, Dr. Sauce, bring my keen analytical mind to bear on things humans do that I find perplexing.
Today's incomprehensible human behavior is: Giving Dogs Embarrassing Haircuts.
Listen, I know that dogs and humans have developed a mutually beneficial system of co-existence. You rely on us for companionship, protection, and attracting potential mates. We rely on you for easy food, a comfy bed, and grooming. (Also, chicken).
Yes, although we dogs can do pretty much anything without humans or cats getting involved, we cannot hold scissors. At least, not in a way that allows to use them effectively. Therefore, we rely on humans to provide for grooming. DON'T ABUSE OUR TRUST.
Simple 'dos are better! No dog wants to look like a mop! Here are some statistics:
- Dogs with silly haircuts are four times more likely to be picked on by other dogs in the dog park!
- Dogs with perms are 54% less likely to be promoted at work!
- Dogs whose owners give them strange hairstyles are 2.6 times more likely to take up smoking!
Here is a PSA I made about this problem:
So please, people, be kind and get your dog a sensible trim.
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